About the Book
DEAR GOD A ZOMBIE BIT MYFFAINE!
All merry hell breaks loose and life as we know it is in danger of being snuffed out from the planet on what is otherwise not too bad of a Tuesday.
Barry and Myffanie have to negotiate a Zombie apocalypse in an effort to save the market value of the house they bought in Ptthwit five years ago.
An accident in a nearby cosmetics laboratory has unleashed a zombie horde onto the village, one that may take over the entire planet if they don’t stop it, or worse completely wipe out the extra value Barry’s Garage extension put onto their property.
About the Author
Simon carr is, well he is me, hello, I write utter nonsense and you are a disgrace for reading it, the hell is wrong with you?
but since you are here we might as well revel in the soup of irrational absurdity together because it is_________somthing to do!
I could tell you where I come from and where I live but how the hell do I know you are not some kind of psychopath!?
I think any writer who has ever read Misery should just avoid that poison apple myself, all you need to know is I am English and support Blackburn Rovers (BLAST!)
That does not mean I live in Blackburn; ok, I live in Blackburn but it’s a big place, you will never find me, you weirdo!
I like knitting, collecting empty beer cans, and slapping dead birds just to make sure, I hope for world peace and an end to climate change, gender representative jelly babies, and fat people to get skinny really easily using just a DVD.
Qn 1: Can you tell us more about your book What is it about?
It is a satirical comedy about a zombie outbreak in the Welsh valleys, a very middle-class community is suddenly thrown into a zombie apocalypse.
Qn 2: Who do you think would be interested in this book, is it directed at any particular market?
If you liked the film, Shawn of the Dead, then you will love this book.
Qn 3: Out of all the books in the world, and all the authors, which are your favourite and why?
Douglas Adam’s, the hitchhikers Guild to the Galaxy was the book that made me want to become a writer.
Qn 4: What guidance would you offer to someone new, or trying to enhance their writing?
I don’t have any, each writer is different, what works for one doesn’t always work for another, my only advice would be don’t try to copy anyone else try to create your own unique style.